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EVER SINCE I STARTED TAKING HERBIVORE STUDIES COURSES AT THE LOCAL UNIVERSITY IT’S BECOME MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT TO ENJOY A WIDE RANGE OF WHAT I ALWAYS ASSUMED WERE NORMAL AND BENIGN ACTIVITIES. I’VE BEEN MADE TO REALIZE THE ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM IS DESIGNED TO OPPRESS AND MARGINALIZE ALL BUT A SELECT FEW CREATURES, AND EVEN MY ATTEMPTS TO OFFER POSSIBLE ALTERNATIVE EXPLANATIONS TO SOME OF THE MORE SPECULATIVE THEORIES ARE SIMPLY PERPETUATIONS OF THE DOMINANT HEIRARCHY.
I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I NEED TO CHECK MY PREDATOR PRIVILEGE.
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When I’m having a bad day, and someone gives me a compliment
I’m just like,
What even is this
i love tumblr
oh
Laughing, crying and cheering.
let’s focus on this, shall we?
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My father just hit on my mother whilst preparing dinner. The awkwardness of the moment still resonates throughout the house like a hand bell’s ring. I was eating at the time, but had to immediately excuse myself from the table. After something like that, one’s appetite might be absent for the rest of your life.
Where’s the Pepto?
Short People - Randy Newman
This is a reminder that height discrimination is unfortunately still very present in our culture
Tall people: check your privilege at the door, please. Then, check the tags.
D.C. policeman Bill Norton measures the distance between women’s knees and the bottom of their bathing suits at the Tidal Basin bathing beach in June 1922. That summer, the superintendent of D.C. public buildings and grounds ordered that suits not be more than six inches above the knee.
Let’s hope Officer Norton isn’t in Rehoboth Beach, Del., this weekend…
OMG Sokka! xD
The Seven Chakras
(via toeskater91)
I hate when people are like “Oh, it turns out Dickens was a terrible person!” or “Wow, FDR cheated on his wife? That’s not upstanding.”
Why do people like to assume that people our culture has idealized for one aspect of themselves are perfect? It’s annoying.
- Churchill was racist and really…
Pretty much in agreement with this observation of the standards we place on such famous figures. Which makes me wish that we could avoid doing this all together with public personalities, especially politicians.
Tools of the Trade - The Calligrapher
“Can I get Cinnastix with that?”
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